DIY…

Naomism: “I changed my first ever fuse on a plug on the weekend. And I worked out how to turn the hot water off”

Explanation: Unsure – but are taps really that difficult?

Sit down…

Naomism: “I’m in need of a chair, I’ve just spend the last thirty minutes with Russell on my knees”

Explanation: I’m sure Russell was sitting on her lap, but it could be viewed two ways

Vegetables…

Naomism: “I’m more experienced at vegetables”

Explanation: Apparently, being vegetarian gives Nomes an advantage in recommending what goes into a Thai curry.

Camel toe…

Naomism: “Look! I have an actual camel toe on my toe”

Explanation: Nomes is impressed when she notices a mysterious fold in her sock.

Sausage…

Naomism: “I put it in my mouth and it tasted just like sausage”

Explanation: Its more fun not adding an explanation here.

The best thing…

Naomism: “The best thing about swimming is that I can sit at the bottom of the pool and pretend to be a snake”.

Explanation: None needed.

Rehab…

Naomism: “Because I like sport…. and I like talking about injuries”

Explanation: Nomes reasons why she wanted to be in Sports rehabilitation

The King (of Pop)…

Naomism: “Isn’t he in Graceland?”

Explanation: Nomes chimes into a discussion about the whereabouts of Michael Jackson’s body

Happy Place…

Naomism: “Yes, I had to hold the leg of my jeans”

Explanation: Nathan asks if Nomes had to’go to a happy place’ whilst being stuck in the lift.

Just like me…

NOTE: Usually, we don’t publish full conversations – but sometimes you just have to:

Nomes: *sings* do you know the way to san-jose…

Lyds: “That was beautiful Nomes.”

Nomes: “I got chucked out of my school choir. I was told my talents lay elsewhere.”

Helen: “Ronan Keating got chucked out of his choir at school.”

Naomism: “No way! We have the same birthday. And he’s almost Irish. Like me.”