The best thing…

Naomism: “The best thing about swimming is that I can sit at the bottom of the pool and pretend to be a snake”.

Explanation: None needed.

Rehab…

Naomism: “Because I like sport…. and I like talking about injuries”

Explanation: Nomes reasons why she wanted to be in Sports rehabilitation

The King (of Pop)…

Naomism: “Isn’t he in Graceland?”

Explanation: Nomes chimes into a discussion about the whereabouts of Michael Jackson’s body

Happy Place…

Naomism: “Yes, I had to hold the leg of my jeans”

Explanation: Nathan asks if Nomes had to’go to a happy place’ whilst being stuck in the lift.

Just like me…

NOTE: Usually, we don’t publish full conversations – but sometimes you just have to:

Nomes: *sings* do you know the way to san-jose…

Lyds: “That was beautiful Nomes.”

Nomes: “I got chucked out of my school choir. I was told my talents lay elsewhere.”

Helen: “Ronan Keating got chucked out of his choir at school.”

Naomism: “No way! We have the same birthday. And he’s almost Irish. Like me.”

A cameo by Nathan…

Naomism: “I’m pretty sure I can get it up tonight”

Explanation: Nathan sets one hell of a client expectation about a website going live.

Cycling…

Noamism: “I’ve been cycling since the day I was born”

Explanation: Not really explainable, but “she cycled to school” apparently.

A cameo by Lyds…

Naomism: “I had Toby and John on the sofa in reception at the same time. Toby walked out halfway through though”

Explanation: Lyds recollects her job interview.

In the morning…

Naomism: “I want to be woken up by Toby every morning. He’s just so invigorating

Explanation: Its more amusing if we don’t explain.

Fit…

Naomism: “Helen, how can you fit that in you? you’re tiny!”

Explanation: Helen lunches on a big bowl of Thai Green Curry.