Baking…

Naomism: “I’ll give you a flag to stick in your entry”

Explanation: Apparently something to do with the bake-off but actually sounded like something else entirely…

Friends…

Naomism: “He used to be friends with the friends I’m still friends with”

Explanation: Does it really need one? This is the first naomism to actually makes sense. You just need to be on a certain wavelength to get it first time.

God save the Redeemer…

Naomism: “Is that our National Anthem?”

Explanation: Tim’s playlist was going in the office and on came ‘Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer’ by the Grimthorpe Collery Band, to which half way through something clicked in Nomes’ head

Herpes…

Naomism: “I’ve got herpes in my eye”

Explanation: Well technically yes, a strain (not THE strain). And if you are going to get technical instead of just using the laymans terms, don’t say …herpes in my eye in a restaurant.

My head…

Naomism: “My head literally exploded!”

Explanation: There really is no explanation here, other than Nomes needs to read this. You watch, this will become the most populous category and this literally made my head hurt.

Fitness Instructors…

Naomism: “That means I’ve had every instructor at the gym”

Explanation: Lucky Nomes. Sadly, she was referring to having had a class instructed by every fitness instructor at the gym.

Yoga Weekend…

Naomism: “What do you do on a yoga weekend?”

Explanation: Jennie speaks of her ‘yoga weekend’.

My baps…

Naomism: “My baps are salty”

Explanation: Well, they were. I could see the salt on them myself… but it’s not what you say aloud in a restaurant when eating a burger.

It was bound to happen…

When you come across someone so ummm… ’special’ that they unknowingly create a new catchphrase each day, it is bound to happen. Someone, somewhere, decides to keep track of them.

Be entertained by Naomisms – straight from the mouth of Nomes herself.