A cameo by Toone…

Naomism (aka Tooneism): “I love the cock”

Explanation: Toone describes her love for a local pub. This quote creates a new category of high quality guest appearances on Naomisms.

Suicide…

Naomism: “This place always reminds me of suicide”

Explanation: Upon walking up to John Lewis – we are still confused.

Gone bananas…

Naomism: “I don’t know why, but he’s the only person who makes eating a banana look quite creepy.”

Explanation: Upon watching Nathan snack.

Plumbing problems…

Naomism: “Jennie can’t come – she’s got problems with her plumbing”

Explanation: Jen had to miss an appointment because of water damage at her house. Sometimes, context is all important.