The dark…

Naomism: “Does it get dark around here?”

Explanation: This is quite old but memorable. The question was in relation to getting dark early in Winter.

Going abroad…

Naomism: “Have you ever lived abroad… I lived in Warwick for Uni”

Explanation: Clearly two different thought patterns have merged here to make one great Naomism.

Widget…

Naomism: “Perry, what do you call your widget?”

Explanation: Ok. So this one is in context, Perry did create a widget, but its a great quote.

Got eyes?…

Naomism: “Have you got what I’ve got?”

Explanation: Nomes pointing to her eye. Yes Nomes, we have two of them.

Captain Al…

Naomism: “Because you look like a seaman!”

Explanation: Al asks why he was being called ‘Captain Al’.

A girl…

Naomism: “Was she a girl?”

Explanation: The question should have been “Was it a girl?” or “Were they a girl?”

Nobody nose…

Naomism: “I have a headache in my nose”

Explanation: Maybe a migraine, maybe a nose ache – but we still can’t figure out how you get a headache in your nose.