Having a ball…

Naomism: “It doesn’t taste like a testicle”

Explanation: After commenting that RB’s food looked like a testicle, she made things very clear.

Sore tummy…

Naomism: “I have a major stomache ache… it feels like I’m giving birth”

Explanation: With two pregnancy related Naomisms in two days, the mind boggles.

Childbirth…

Naomism: “Childbirth… its the most dangerous legal thing that they’ll let you do.”

Explanation: We’re still trying to work out who “they” are.