Archive for July, 2008

A cameo by Bowers…

July 29, 2008

Naomism (aka Bowerism): “I probably could’ve taken you half way, Hicks”

Explanation: Though talking about giving someone a lift, you should never tell a girl you’ll take her half way.

A cameo by Nick…

July 23, 2008

Naomism (aka Nickism): “…find a permanent hole and give it a pounding!”

Explanation: Nick tries to explain how to take advantage of a niche market. Apparently there were hand movements as well.

Angry…

July 15, 2008

Naomism: “I could unscrew her head, I really could!”

Explanation: Whilst having trouble dealing with a particular person. Hey, at least she didn’t say ‘literally

Pregnant…

July 15, 2008

Naomi: “I had to get off the train to vomit yesterday”

Al: “Everyone must have thought that you were pregnant”

Naomism: “What? At five o’clock in the evening?”

Explanation: Apparently in the land of Nomes, pregnancy is a 9-5 gig.

Tubular pipes…

July 15, 2008

Naomism: “They were playing Tubular pipes at work this morning”

Explanation: Not old enough to know Mike Oldfield’s seminal track ‘Tubular Bells‘, Nomes fills in the gaps herself.

Accents…

July 15, 2008

Naomism: “You sound like an English person with a strong Spanish accent”

Explanation: Nomes talks to a Spaniard who has great English language skills.

Choking…

July 15, 2008

Naomism: “Its the most I ever choked in my whole life”

Explanation: Naomes after choking. We were more concerned for her welfare, not that she’d locked in a new ‘personal best’.