My mum…

Naomism: “My mum was a mum for five years”

Explanation: She meant ’stay at home mum’. Technically, her mum is still a mum.

Under the desk…

Naomism: “If you had a baby right now under Bowers’ desk, would it be alright?”

Explanation: Nomes questions the health of premature babies

A cameo by Binning…

Naomism (aka Binningism): “How long is 25 metres?”

Explanation: You’d think the answer would be quite simple… she didn’t specify that she wanted a comparison to the room we were in.

Who’s bigger…

Naomism: “Your girth is bigger”

Explanation: A couple of the boys comparing the size of their burritos at lunchtime. Burrito in this context is not a euphemism.