Fit…

Naomism: “Helen, how can you fit that in you? you’re tiny!”

Explanation: Helen lunches on a big bowl of Thai Green Curry.

A salty romance…

Al: “They went for a romantic lunch together at Ping Pong today!”

Naomism: “Yeah, I’ve got a really salty mouth”

Explanation: Nomes putting her foot in it having returned from lunch with AB. Let’s hope it was the food.

Who’s bigger…

Naomism: “Your girth is bigger”

Explanation: A couple of the boys comparing the size of their burritos at lunchtime. Burrito in this context is not a euphemism.

Having a ball…

Naomism: “It doesn’t taste like a testicle”

Explanation: After commenting that RB’s food looked like a testicle, she made things very clear.

Gone bananas…

Naomism: “I don’t know why, but he’s the only person who makes eating a banana look quite creepy.”

Explanation: Upon watching Nathan snack.

Down Under…

Naomism: “There’s nothing like a bit of Australian on Christmas Eve”

Explanation: Lets just appreciate this quote for what it is.

Heat and eat…

Naomism: “You know… the stuff you heat up”

Explanation: Nomes explaining soup.

Feeling faint…

Naomism: “Its the sound the knife makes as it cuts through the seeds, it makes me feel faint, just like the feeling of newspaper does”

Explanation: Nomes, cutting her seed loaf, hints as to why we’ll never see her reading the Metro. I’m still stumped as to what she means though.

Baking…

Naomism: “I’ll give you a flag to stick in your entry”

Explanation: Apparently something to do with the bake-off but actually sounded like something else entirely…

My baps…

Naomism: “My baps are salty”

Explanation: Well, they were. I could see the salt on them myself… but it’s not what you say aloud in a restaurant when eating a burger.