The best thing…

Naomism: “The best thing about swimming is that I can sit at the bottom of the pool and pretend to be a snake”.

Explanation: None needed.

Rehab…

Naomism: “Because I like sport…. and I like talking about injuries”

Explanation: Nomes reasons why she wanted to be in Sports rehabilitation

Cycling…

Noamism: “I’ve been cycling since the day I was born”

Explanation: Not really explainable, but “she cycled to school” apparently.

Spaced out…

Naomism: “Rohypnol is not good… it spaces you out”

Explanation: We are still yet to discover if this is a statement or a theory. Some suggest ‘Ritalin’ might be more appropriate.

Ouch…

Naomism: “I might have it in my bum, as my leg’s still sore from last time”

Explanation: Nomes decides where to get her next needle.

Under the desk…

Naomism: “If you had a baby right now under Bowers’ desk, would it be alright?”

Explanation: Nomes questions the health of premature babies

Pregnant…

Naomi: “I had to get off the train to vomit yesterday”

Al: “Everyone must have thought that you were pregnant”

Naomism: “What? At five o’clock in the evening?”

Explanation: Apparently in the land of Nomes, pregnancy is a 9-5 gig.

Choking…

Naomism: “Its the most I ever choked in my whole life”

Explanation: Naomes after choking. We were more concerned for her welfare, not that she’d locked in a new ‘personal best’.

Sore tummy…

Naomism: “I have a major stomache ache… it feels like I’m giving birth”

Explanation: With two pregnancy related Naomisms in two days, the mind boggles.

Childbirth…

Naomism: “Childbirth… its the most dangerous legal thing that they’ll let you do.”

Explanation: We’re still trying to work out who “they” are.