Archive for the ‘Nomes on Socialising’ Category

Personal Assistance

June 19, 2009

Naomism: “Do you remember that Boss/P.A game we played… it isn’t real you know”

Explanation: None. It’s better without one.

Spaced out…

October 2, 2008

Naomism: “Rohypnol is not good… it spaces you out”

Explanation: We are still yet to discover if this is a statement or a theory. Some suggest ‘Ritalin’ might be more appropriate.

My mum…

August 22, 2008

Naomism: “My mum was a mum for five years”

Explanation: She meant ’stay at home mum’. Technically, her mum is still a mum.

Angry…

July 15, 2008

Naomism: “I could unscrew her head, I really could!”

Explanation: Whilst having trouble dealing with a particular person. Hey, at least she didn’t say ‘literally

Superheroes…

February 14, 2008

Anon: “I studied diamonds more than any of the other stones”

Naomism: “You’re like a superhero”

Explanation: None needed.

Ping pong…

November 20, 2007

Naomism: “What’s a ping pong show?”

Explanation: No explanation needed. She is such a sweet girl :P

Friends…

July 18, 2007

Naomism: “He used to be friends with the friends I’m still friends with”

Explanation: Does it really need one? This is the first naomism to actually makes sense. You just need to be on a certain wavelength to get it first time.