In the morning…

Naomism: “I want to be woken up by Toby every morning. He’s just so invigorating

Explanation: Its more amusing if we don’t explain.

Personal Assistance

Naomism: “Do you remember that Boss/P.A game we played… it isn’t real you know”

Explanation: None. It’s better without one.

I touch…

Naomism: “I didn’t get to sleep until 1:30 last night, I couldn’t stop playing with it”

Explanation: Nomes has just bought an iPhone

A salty romance…

Al: “They went for a romantic lunch together at Ping Pong today!”

Naomism: “Yeah, I’ve got a really salty mouth”

Explanation: Nomes putting her foot in it having returned from lunch with AB. Let’s hope it was the food.

An eyeful…

Naomism: “You get extra points for in the eye”

Explanation: Nomes discusses the scoring for flicking elastic bands at others.

Ouch…

Naomism: “I might have it in my bum, as my leg’s still sore from last time”

Explanation: Nomes decides where to get her next needle.

The dark…

Naomism: “Does it get dark around here?”

Explanation: This is quite old but memorable. The question was in relation to getting dark early in Winter.

Captain Al…

Naomism: “Because you look like a seaman!”

Explanation: Al asks why he was being called ‘Captain Al’.

A girl…

Naomism: “Was she a girl?”

Explanation: The question should have been “Was it a girl?” or “Were they a girl?”

Plumbing problems…

Naomism: “Jennie can’t come – she’s got problems with her plumbing”

Explanation: Jen had to miss an appointment because of water damage at her house. Sometimes, context is all important.