Naomisms

Wow…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:38:21 +0000

Naomism: “Wow. This is my first orgy.”

Explanation: Nomes tries out Google Wave.

Crack…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:36:43 +0000

Naomism: “This is my crack”

Explanation: Nomes speaks of her love for chocolate.

A cameo from Mark…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:32:38 +0000

Naomism: “I played with a little Swedish kid for a while. It was awesome, he was really good.”

Explanation: Mark explains his World of Warcraft adventures.

A cameo by Leanne…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:29:27 +0000

Naomism: “It tastes different when you put it in your mouth”

Explanation: Leanne reffering to wooden spoons.

A cameo by a client…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:28:05 +0000

Naomism: “It’s a little bit up your own arse, which is not something I’m particularly comfortable with”

Explanation: A client feeds back on some copy.

A cameo by Nick…

naomisms — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:24:40 +0000

Naomism: “We need to make a decision by the end of the day, otherwise I’m coming in my pants”
Explanation: Nick tries to decide what to wear tomorrow.

DIY…

naomisms — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:12:29 +0000

Naomism: “I changed my first ever fuse on a plug on the weekend. And I worked out how to turn the hot water off”

Explanation: Unsure – but are taps really that difficult?

Sit down…

naomisms — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:10:05 +0000

Naomism: “I’m in need of a chair, I’ve just spend the last thirty minutes with Russell on my knees”

Explanation: I’m sure Russell was sitting on her lap, but it could be viewed two ways

Vegetables…

naomisms — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:06:58 +0000

Naomism: “I’m more experienced at vegetables”

Explanation: Apparently, being vegetarian gives Nomes an advantage in recommending what goes into a Thai curry.

Camel toe…

naomisms — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:05:14 +0000

Naomism: “Look! I have an actual camel toe on my toe”

Explanation: Nomes is impressed when she notices a mysterious fold in her sock.