Personal Assistance

Naomism: “Do you remember that Boss/P.A game we played… it isn’t real you know”

Explanation: None. It’s better without one.

Sprained brain…

Nomes: “I think I would be a sports rehabilitator”

Lyds: “What… as in a physio? Nice!”

Naomism: “Yes, because I like sport……… and I like talking about injuries”

Explanation: Nomes comtemplates what she’d do if she changed careers.

Cameo from Jas…

Naomism: “Just stick it in for two minutes”

Explanation: Jas explains how to make the perfect cup of tea.

I touch…

Naomism: “I didn’t get to sleep until 1:30 last night, I couldn’t stop playing with it”

Explanation: Nomes has just bought an iPhone

A salty romance…

Al: “They went for a romantic lunch together at Ping Pong today!”

Naomism: “Yeah, I’ve got a really salty mouth”

Explanation: Nomes putting her foot in it having returned from lunch with AB. Let’s hope it was the food.

An eyeful…

Naomism: “You get extra points for in the eye”

Explanation: Nomes discusses the scoring for flicking elastic bands at others.

Spaced out…

Naomism: “Rohypnol is not good… it spaces you out”

Explanation: We are still yet to discover if this is a statement or a theory. Some suggest ‘Ritalin’ might be more appropriate.

Ouch…

Naomism: “I might have it in my bum, as my leg’s still sore from last time”

Explanation: Nomes decides where to get her next needle.

Acid…

Naomism: “I’ve got acid in my stomach, I swear”

Explanation: She wasnt feeling well – but I think most of us have stomach acid

My mum…

Naomism: “My mum was a mum for five years”

Explanation: She meant ’stay at home mum’. Technically, her mum is still a mum.